I was the captain of the latent paranoid softball team. We used to play all the neurotics on sunday morning. Nailbiters against the bedwetters, and if you've never seen neurotics play softball, it's really funny. I used to steal second base, and feel guilty and go back.

I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.

If the world is a progressively realized community of interpretation, then either quadruplictity will drink procrastination or, provided that the nothing negates, boredom will ensue seldom more often than frequently.

What was the scandal? I fell in love with this girl, married her. We have been married for almost 15 years now.

I'm a creature of the New York City streets.

Your still searching for me in every woman. You'll always seek to duplicate what we had. You know it.

Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick.