I was the captain of the latent paranoid softball team. We used to play all the neurotics on sunday morning. Nailbiters against the bedwetters, and if you've never seen neurotics play softball, it's really funny. I used to steal second base, and feel guilty and go back.

The best things in life are censored.

My films are a form of psychoanalysis, except that it is I who am paid, which changes everything.

You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.

I've always liked, someday the lamb will lay by the lion.... but it won't get much sleep.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.