Some people think about sex all the time; some people think of sex some of the time; and some people never think about sex: they become lawyers.

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife

If I could change the structure of existence I would do it. I could see a better way to live for everybody.

All over the world, relationships between men and women are very, very tricky and very difficult and you don't learn anything. It's not an exact science, so you can't learn anything. You're always going by instinct and your instinct betrays you because you want what you want when you want it.

I have great faith in the actors. When they improvise, it always sounds better than the stuff I write in my bedroom. When they improvise, they make it sound alive.

The comedies are not a million laughs on the set. Its business and the dramas are business as well, really. When I'm writing it I struggle more with drama because I started out in comedy.