Some people think about sex all the time; some people think of sex some of the time; and some people never think about sex: they become lawyers.

I'm a teleological, existential agnostic.

I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.

90% of success in life is showing up