Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.
Woody AllenI'm a comedian. I make comic films and there are certain ideas that occur to me that are comic, with heavy, serious undertones. There are some ideas that are more frivolous to me. The next idea that could occur to me could be comedy about death and famine or something.
Woody Allen