It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night.

And Nietzche, with his theory of eternal recurrence. He said that the life we lived we're going to live over again the exact same way for eternity. Great. That means I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again.

All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

Maugham then offers the greatest advice anyone could give to a young author: "At the end of an interrogation sentence, place a question mark. You'd be surprised how effective it can be."

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.