I've always liked, someday the lamb will lay by the lion.... but it won't get much sleep.

If I could just hope to have a major talent, then I would rather have it in music than in any other field.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

Life is a concentration camp. You're stuck here and there's no way out and you can only rage impotently against your persecutors.

Side Effects Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on the weekend. Woody Allen Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Me and nature are two.

Paris is a very exciting city. I learned about Paris the same way that Americans do: from the movies.