I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social.
I don't believe in God. Just try getting a plumber on the weekend.
Some people want to achieve immortality through their works or their descendants. I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.
Not think of death as an end, but think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.
I wouldn't mind dying so much if it wasn't that I would be dead at the end of it.