Life is like a concentration camp... you can't leave without dying.

Is there a separation between body and mind, and if so which is it better to have?

There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important.

Standard mathematics has recently been rendered obsolete by the discovery that for years we have been writing the numeral five backward. This has led to reevaluation of counting as a method of getting from one to ten. Students are taught advanced concepts of Boolean algebra, and formerly unsolvable equations are dealt with by threats of reprisals.

I've always had an easy time directing actors because I always hire ones that are great before I get my hands on them.

I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife

I'd always wanted to be a dramatic. Comedy comes more naturally to me. I can do it with more facility. So I feel more comfortable with it.