If I could just hope to have a major talent, then I would rather have it in music than in any other field.
Woody AllenCapital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.
Woody AllenMy grandfather had a wonderful funeral... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad.
Woody AllenYou can't work at a relationship; you can't control it. You have to be lucky and go through your life. If you are not lucky you have to be prepared for some degree of suffering. That's why most relationships are very difficult and have some degree of pain. People stay together because of inertia, they don't have the energy. Because they are frightened of being lonely, or they have children.
Woody Allen