There's nothing wrong with you that a little Prozac and a polo mallet can't cure.
Maybe the poets are right. Maybe love is the only answer.
... years of insanity have made this guy crazy!
I've never dated a fictional character before. The closest I ever came was an Italian.
I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics.
I don't believe in God. Just try getting a plumber on the weekend.