I'm really impotent against the overwhelming bleakness of the universe and the only thing I can do is my little gift [filmmaking] and do it the best I can, [...] which is cold comfort.

There have been times when I've thought about it - but with my luck it would probably turn out to be only a temporary solution.

The great roe is a mythological beast with the head of a lion and the body of a lion, though not the same lion.

Is world peace possible or is the human race too innately aggressive? For instance: Have you ever seen women at a sample sale?

Every success is built on the ability to do better than good enough. As you climb the ladder of success, be sure it's leaning against the right building. Eighty percent of success is showing up.

She had been critical of his new torch song, "A Side Order of Heartache, Please," suggesting it could be used as a good way to break in their new paper shredder.

There's nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic.