My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!

In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.

In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.

Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.