I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.
I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.
In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!
A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.
In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.
We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.