We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.
Yakov SmirnoffIn America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!
Yakov SmirnoffWe may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.
Yakov Smirnoff