My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.

In Soviet Russia, party always finds you!

A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.