When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.

If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.

Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.

In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.

In America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you!

It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.

In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!