When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.

In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.

I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.

The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.

Russian men have a saying: "Women are like buses..." That's it.