In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!
After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.
Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.
We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.
When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.
In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!