Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.

My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.

After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!

In Soviet Russia, party always finds you!