In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!

Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.

In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!

In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!

It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!

I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.