In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.

We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.

In America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you!

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

I was a comedian in Russia, and I worked on the cruise ships there. I met a lot of Americans, and they were laughing even though I didn't speak their language.

A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.