In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!

If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.

Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.

Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.

In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!

We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.

In America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you!