I was a comedian in Russia, and I worked on the cruise ships there. I met a lot of Americans, and they were laughing even though I didn't speak their language.

In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.

Never having alone time is real tough on people.

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.

We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.