I was a comedian in Russia, and I worked on the cruise ships there. I met a lot of Americans, and they were laughing even though I didn't speak their language.

It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.

In Soviet Russia, party always finds you!

In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.

I was a comedian in Russia, and I worked on the cruise ships there. I met a lot of Americans, and they were laughing even though I didn't speak their language.

Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.

After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.