Cut that pizza into six slices instead of eight, I ain't that hungry.
There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]
On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."
If you don't know where you're going, when you get there you'll be lost.