How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.
Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
I've been with the Yankees 17 years, watching games and learning. You can see a lot by observing.
How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name.
When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'