In theory, practice should work like theory. In practice, it doesn't.

How can you think and hit at the same time?

Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don't buy it.

I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.

Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.

On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."

Nobody did nothin' to nobody.