Responding to a question about remarks attributed to him that he did not think were his: "I really didn't say everything I said."

I'm glad I was in the Navy.

I don't know, I'm not in shape yet.

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

I take a two hour nap between 1PM and 3PM.

If there's one pitch you keep swinging at and keep missing, stop swinging at it.