When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'

If I didn't wake up I'd still be sleeping

The game isn't over till it's over.

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'

Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded

If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.

The only color I don't have is navy brown.