When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'

Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn't something to shrug off.

Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.

Somethings don't always work out the way you plan. The main thing is to keep trying, do better next time, and deal with disappointment if it comes.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

If the fans don’t wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop ‘em.

Man was not made to travel faster than a baseball