If you're going to cheat, it's better if you don't get caught.
Never answer anonymous letters.
When I'm sittin' down to dinner with the family, stuff [another Yogiism] just pops out. And they'll say, 'Dad, you just said another one.' And I don't even know what the heck I said.
I don't mean to be funny.
The future isn't what is used to be.
Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It's also a powerful motivator.