When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays.
I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.
We're lost, but we're making good time.
I can't concentrate when I'm thinking.
Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried