Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can't understand it. It's too complicated. That's what's so simple about it.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

I can't concentrate when I'm thinking.

It's not over until it's over.

I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

In theory, practice should work like theory. In practice, it doesn't.