The future isn't what is used to be.

I don't know if it's good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto!

When asked what would he do if he found $1 million, Yogi responded, If the guy was poor, I'd give it back.

Texas has a lot of electrical votes. [During an election campaign, after George Bush stated that Texas was important to the election]

What Time Is It? You Mean Now?

It gets late early out there.

The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to see the game anymore.