A nickel is not worth a penny more.
On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary."
Listen up, because I've got nothing to say and I'm only gonna to say it once.
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.
It's like deja-vu, all over again.