If you don't know where you're going, when you get there you'll be lost.

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

How can you think and hit at the same time?

On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."

Nobody did nothin' to nobody.

Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.