It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays.
On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."
Man was not made to travel faster than a baseball
Anybody who can't hear the difference between a ball hitting wood and a ball hitting concrete must be blind.
If there's one pitch you keep swinging at and keep missing, stop swinging at it.
You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.