I'm lucky. Usually you're dead to get your own museum, but I'm still alive to see mine.
On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary."
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
How can a you hit and think at the same time?
Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.
Ninety percent of putts that are short, don't go in.