I didn't say the things I said.
A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.
I don't know. How hot is it supposed to be?
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary."