If the fans don’t wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop ‘em.

You can't think and hit the ball at the same time.

A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it's home or on the road.

Losing's a great motivator.

The future is not what it used to be.

I can see how he (Sandy Koufax) won twenty-five games. What I don't understand is how he lost five.

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!