A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it's home or on the road.
You can't make anybody do anything, if they don't want to.
I'm lucky. Usually you're dead to get your own museum, but I'm still alive to see mine.
I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."