I don't see how he lost five games during the season.
On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary."
Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]
Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn't something to shrug off.
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.