It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

That's too coincidental to be a coincidence.

Pitching always beats batting — and vice-versa.

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.