Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

I never said most of the things I said.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

We were over-whelming underdogs.

50% of all married people are women

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.