You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name.

Third ain't so bad if nothin' is hit to you.

Half the game is 90% mental.

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]