You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

Ninety percent of putts that are short, don't go in.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can't understand it. It's too complicated. That's what's so simple about it.

Every time I see him, he's not there.

80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.