You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

When asked what would he do if he found $1 million, Yogi responded, If the guy was poor, I'd give it back.

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.

I don't want to make the wrong mistake.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."

I don't like seeing myself on television. I don't like it.