If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

It is a disturbing conundrum that true free will cannot exist without the possibility of suicide. Then again, it ain't over 'til it's over!

I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.

Texas has a lot of electrical votes. [During an election campaign, after George Bush stated that Texas was important to the election]

How can you think and hit at the same time?

Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.