If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

When I'm sittin' down to dinner with the family, stuff [another Yogiism] just pops out. And they'll say, 'Dad, you just said another one.' And I don't even know what the heck I said.

The future is not what it used to be.

On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."

Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.

Somethings don't always work out the way you plan. The main thing is to keep trying, do better next time, and deal with disappointment if it comes.

Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried