Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head.
On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary."
If you're going to cheat, it's better if you don't get caught.
It gets late early out there.
If there's one pitch you keep swinging at and keep missing, stop swinging at it.