I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

I tell the kids, somebody's gotta win, somebody's gotta lose. Just don't fight about it. Just try to get better.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

If I didn't wake up I'd still be sleeping