I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

I can see how he (Sandy Koufax) won twenty-five games. What I don't understand is how he lost five.

I hate to see it go, I'll tell you that. I played here all my life. Eighteen years I played here and I'm sorry to see it go.

50% of all married people are women

Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it's home or on the road.