50% of all married people are women
I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.
In theory, practice should work like theory. In practice, it doesn't.
Losing's a great motivator.
I wish everybody had the drive he (Joe DiMaggio) had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I'd never seen him dive for a ball, everything was a chest-high catch, and he never walked off the field.
Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.