Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.
A nickel is not worth a penny more.
When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'
There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
Ok you guys, pair up in threes!