There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

In theory, practice should work like theory. In practice, it doesn't.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

How can you think and hit at the same time?

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

The future isn't what is used to be.