If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.
It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays.
It's fun; baseball's fun.
It's not over until it's over.
When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.