There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

I don't like seeing myself on television. I don't like it.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays.

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.