Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.

You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they'd do the same for you.

Nothing is like it seems, but everything is exactly like it is.

Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn't something to shrug off.

You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'

If you're going to cheat, it's better if you don't get caught.