Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.

Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried

If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

A nickel is not worth a penny more.

I don't see how he lost five games during the season.

If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?

I don't know. How hot is it supposed to be?