Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.

Pitching always beats batting — and vice-versa.

Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.

I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.

What makes a good man?