Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

You gotta call a blacksmith.

Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself.

If the fans don’t wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop ‘em.

If you don't set goals, you can't regret not reaching them.

You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they'd do the same for you.