Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'

You can see a lot just by observing.

If my father was alive to hear that, he'd turn over in his grave.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

Prediction is very hard, particularly when it's about the future.