I realized that I was a really, really terrible actor. I was like, "I'd better be myself."

When I got my Oprah money, the first thing I bought was a really nice electronic bidet toilet seat. It just feels like this is what we should be doing. For everybody who uses it, it's like there's no goin' back.

Writing every day across nine time zones because Gillian [Grassie] was in Berlin, and we were working together via Skype. It was pretty intense. I'm really happy with how it turned out.

I just love all the music. My grandma was a church organist for 40 years, and she got me into jazz music and great songwriters, Harold Arlen, George Gershwin, all those folks. I can't do it, but I have a profound respect for it.

Most of my work is comedy; it's meant to inspire empathy in people and help them find joy.

You want the world to be set up for you, but sometimes it just isn't.

I make funny shows and put a positive message out there, showing people who have body image issues that... you don't have to look a certain way.