I tried it a few times but didn't see the point. I'm Zach Braff. What the fudge do I need a team for besides holding me back and sucking? If I wanted that, I'd just walk on the set of 'Scrubs'.

I know every politician spins the truth a little.

I wouldn't call myself a modern Shakespeare, but Shakespeare was probably to his generation what I am to mine.

They say that guys who like chick flicks tend to do a little better with the ladies. Well, I INVENTED the chick flick, so you can pretty much guess where that leaves me.

I mean, personally, I would have had no problem surviving. Come on, how hard is it to swim?

I could be one if I wanted to, I'm just way too overqualified for a job that simple.

The success of 'Scrubs' allowed me to pursue anything I felt passionately about without having to worry about money. It allowed me to spend my summer work shopping my show at a nonprofit theater.