It's not that George Bush doesn't care about black people, god made hurricanes, not people who can't swim.

If God wanted women to be treated equally to men, he'd have given them penises.

I think slavery was an awful, awful period in our history, but when I look at what's become of black culture since emancipation, I think you have to admit, maybe the Confederacy was on to something

My co-stars aren't bad actors, but they're no Zach Braff.

After all meat is meat. I don't understand why so many people are bithing about it. It's very healthy and contains lots of vitamins

I had no interest in sports so I didn't make friends in that traditional way where kids are in public school and they go and they join clubs, and play sports. So I kind of had to find my own way to make friends and get attention and so I just was the class clown.

I just don't see how anyone can hate America. I mean, crap, I live there. What more do you need?