Yeah, I've banged some female costars. I swore I'd never tell their names, so instead I'll present some anagrams: Sahar Clahke and Haether Gharam.

When I let some girl take me in her mouth I think this is what Jesus must feel like during communion.

A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's also opportunity for a lot of humor there.

If nothing else, I'm making a movie that I'll enjoy.

Sure, they are the future of our world. Nike and Reebok need more factory workers every day.

It really is fascinating stuff, and I've picked it up on Scrubs. Memorizing lines is at least as hard as studying a text book, I mean, by this point I know about as much as most 'real' doctors.

Let's face it, it's only called Scrubs because I'm saving 'Zach Braff' for my autobiography.