Yeah, I've banged some female costars. I swore I'd never tell their names, so instead I'll present some anagrams: Sahar Clahke and Haether Gharam.

I've been doing som jogging at home recently and every time I try the distance I end up beating his time with like three or four seconds.

If Democrats want to start winning elections in this country, they're going to have to start connecting with voters as well as I connect with my fans.

Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really fun parties I'm gonna throw.

The Jews are just clumsy bakers.

Im just not really attracted to black chicks.

Don't get me started on cold toilet seats.