I think a lot of people are drawn to seeing people that want to be better. We see it in ourselves.

I think the [New England] Patriots' season should have an asterisk next to it because everything they're accomplishing is against teams coached by people other than me.

What else could I tell them? I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

I'm pretty sure Africa was made up by the media to scare people. I mean, I've never seen it. Have you? I didn't think so.

Ya know, Hitler was this evil, evil man. But with the World Bank and Israel manipulating America, he might have been on to something.

I'm always being told by directors that I add chemistry to scenes, so I mean how difficult could it be?

If global warming is such a bad thing, then why is it taking out all of mankind's competitors? It just seems to me that the less species are out there, killing all our Caribou, the better.