Am I really gonna deny someone the opportunity of a lifetime just because they met me 5 easters early?

I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point?

I really don't give a care, I'm going to live for ever

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

After all meat is meat. I don't understand why so many people are bithing about it. It's very healthy and contains lots of vitamins

I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would women have arms? Or feet? Or mouths?

I love signing autographs! Sometimes, when people ask me for one, I keep the photo for myself and frame it. It's a Win-Win situation really; I get an extra 25 dollars in my pocket AND another portrait for my bedroom.