I really don't give a care, I'm going to live for ever

A child's death is really of less value than an adult's. I mean, what could you really accomplish in a year? Not much, and that's not even talking about, you know, pay-wise.

I had a dream once. I wanted to do a line of cocaine off a hooker's ass. That's when I realized, 'Hey, I'm freakin' Zach Braff.' I did it the next morning.

Of course killing people is 'wrong', but I think history shows that sometimes it serves the greater good.

One time a reporter asked me what my worst quality was. I looked him in the eyes then punched him in the face. I kind of felt bad about it later, but he didn't need to be rude.

It's a good thing I'm a professional and could see the pure genius talent behind the raw sexual beauty.

I think a lot of people are drawn to seeing people that want to be better. We see it in ourselves.