I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point?

I'm not actually an arrogant guy. It's just that, truthfully, nobody else can really compare to me.

In theater or movies you see either 'I'm religious' or 'I'm an atheist.' I've never seen too much discussion of 'I believe there's a higher power but I'm hesitant to reach out to him because I don't know if I'm worthy of his attention.

Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the big shows you love start there.

I had a dream once. I wanted to do a line of cocaine off a hooker's ass. That's when I realized, 'Hey, I'm freakin' Zach Braff.' I did it the next morning.

I'm a big proponent of 'Don't Ask, Don't tell,' in fact, I enforce it strictly on all of my dates. First, I don't ask them for sex, and then I warn them not to tell anyone after I'm through.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.