I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point?

I just don't see how anyone can hate America. I mean, crap, I live there. What more do you need?

Well, I'm not saying that America is a bad place or anything. I just think 9/11 needed to happen sooner or later.

I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point?

I'm not the kind of person who digs through things other people have thrown away.

I really do take more vacations than the president. You can quote me on that.

A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and don't you forget it.