I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point?

In theater or movies you see either 'I'm religious' or 'I'm an atheist.' I've never seen too much discussion of 'I believe there's a higher power but I'm hesitant to reach out to him because I don't know if I'm worthy of his attention.

Seriously, when's the last time you saw me wear shorts?

Michael Eisner contacted me once and asked me if he could change the name of Disneyland to 'Braffland.' I said no, because whenever I go to Disneyland there's always fat people everywhere wearing tight clothes. Disneyland, frankly, has a lot of improving to do before it gets my namesake.

I was inspired by World Vision. It's almost like I sponsored (Donald) Faison and gave him an opportunity to do something with his life. What more would he want than to work with me?

It's a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them.

I'm kind of jealous of the life I'm supposedly leading.