You know, I've occasionally tried to watch other shows besides Scrubs, but comparing them is a bit like me competing in the special Olympics. Obviously I would win without contest, but the point is that they are trying their best.

Over half a century on and they're still complaining about it. Compare it to the fact that Garden State didn't win an Oscar and they seem a little petty if you ask me. I guess that just goes to show what kind of people they really are.

Its not that I'm in love with myself, I'm just trying to pick up everyone else's slack.

I think in a play it's wise to just sit back and watch other actors and be able to shape it from the audience.

Look on the bright side; that's one bullet that's not going to hit me.

I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white?

Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to see the humor in an overweight negro woman with dreadlocks, no eyebrows, and is named after a childish term for flatulence.