Well, you need to have at least one black friend, otherwise people think you're racist

It's really hard to find parts that challenge me as an actor these days. At this point in my career, I feel like I can just sleepwalk through most of my roles and still do a better job than 90 percent of the actors out there.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

One time a reporter asked me what my worst quality was. I looked him in the eyes then punched him in the face. I kind of felt bad about it later, but he didn't need to be rude.

I don't like the idea of drama schools. They only perpetuate the myth that everyone can do what I do

Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter

It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading.