Well, you need to have at least one black friend, otherwise people think you're racist

Am I really gonna deny someone the opportunity of a lifetime just because they met me 5 easters early?

The only real difference between hookers, stippers, sluts and regualar women how many times you can hit them before they cry. Hookers can really take a punch, I'll tell you that much.

I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff.

I always encourage over-tipping if you can afford it because share the wealth.

You don't need an alarm clock when you sleep with 20 models a night, one of those broads'll figure out that they better make breakfast in bed or I'll kill all of them.

I'm pretty sure Africa was made up by the media to scare people. I mean, I've never seen it. Have you? I didn't think so.