Well, you need to have at least one black friend, otherwise people think you're racist

My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious.

Yeah i thought about making the character of JD gay... But then i thought, but what about all the poor girls dreams you'll be crushing

If Democrats want to start winning elections in this country, they're going to have to start connecting with voters as well as I connect with my fans.

I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies.

Eight gold medals? If I wanted I could make a movie about me winning nine gold medals. Now that's real power.

I donno, it's not impressive. Once I put ear plugs in and put a blind fold on for like 14 minutes and I did just fine.