I think in a play it's wise to just sit back and watch other actors and be able to shape it from the audience.

I think in a play it's wise to just sit back and watch other actors and be able to shape it from the audience.

Now, I'm not going to be misquoted on this like I have numerous times before, so I'll be quite clear. I've never said hitler was my hero, just that if he had focused on more than one race he would have had the right idea. Try to turn that one against me.

I really couldn't say how famous I really am, that's for the history books to decide. But I'll probably be pretty up there.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

I remember once I went to go see a movie, and in front of me in line there was a little boy who looked so eager to see it, like it was Christmas morning. When he got to the ticket booth it turned out there was only one ticket left; the manager was there and wanted to give it to me instead since I was famous. That's when I knew I'd hit it big.

People compared Garden State to the Graduate, but when was the last time you saw Dustin Hoffman doing what I do?