I think in a play it's wise to just sit back and watch other actors and be able to shape it from the audience.

Well, I'm not saying that America is a bad place or anything. I just think 9/11 needed to happen sooner or later.

The only real difference between hookers, stippers, sluts and regualar women how many times you can hit them before they cry. Hookers can really take a punch, I'll tell you that much.

It's a really fun hobby to set imagery to music, and finding the right songs for that. Your favorite song in the world might not work at all... for one reason or another.

When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On Garden State I did different lines on every take, just making crap up. And it was great each time.

I never go looking for child pornography, but I mean, if somebody sends me an email with some pictures, I'm not going to turn around and report them.

I've been doing som jogging at home recently and every time I try the distance I end up beating his time with like three or four seconds.