When I was told they wanted the show to be about doctors, I was a bit reluctant to sign on, you know? I thought, why have a show about doctors when we could have a show about the real heroes, you know, like me?

Honestly, the only way Garden State could have been better was if I played every character. I'm awesome.

Actually when I gave out the script, I gave it with a CD of all the music I wanted to put in the movie, and again, we never thought we'd get all that music.

If God wanted women to be treated equally to men, he'd have given them penises.

Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the whole trilogy combined.

I'm kind of jealous of the life I'm supposedly leading.

Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven.