I definitely try to play a common man in my roles so people can identify with my characters, but the truth of the matter is that it doesn't really matter what I do or my lines are, I'm still Zach Braff, and people know I'm better than them.

I'm always being told by directors that I add chemistry to scenes, so I mean how difficult could it be?

Prohibition didn't work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be effective.

I've had to remove all mirrors from my home. I just can't seem to look at myself without having to buff the bishop, you know?

I'm not an hour late. You guys were just an hour early.

I guess sometimes God just needs to laugh

It's... it's such a weird thing. After Garden State, so many companies wanted to make my movies, and after The Last Kiss, I realized people would make anything I was in. As long as I keep this up I'll be swimming in chubby indie girl pussy.