I never go easy on kids when I play board games. The sooner they learn what the consequence of entering a competition is, the better. If they win, I punch them in the face like any adult.

Yea, I had a dream too. Looks like mine came true.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

It's kind of ironic that my character is a doctor who acts very gay with his best friend. I don't see how gays could ever be doctors, they spend too much time whining about everything. Just get off your soapbox and go back to designing floral arrangements.

I think the Bible should be re-written for today's society. We can call it 'Scrubs.'

I could be one if I wanted to, I'm just way too overqualified for a job that simple.

I really do take more vacations than the president. You can quote me on that.